Ever venture out into Santa Ana???? No? Well , for good reasons I assume… but don’t be fooled by the TJ looking potholes or the gangstas rolling in their Escalades down the street. Santa Ana has a lot to offer a “G”!
What does the SA have to offer??? Well, how often do you run across a video rental place that rents DVDs, including adult videos, for only one dollar? Video One mang!
With 100 bucks you can for sure make off with Gangsta Crossing, Sangre de Cholo, Gangsta fights caught on tape, and maybe even a movie like A lot like love. The selections are to die for. Be sure to check out the “Managers Favorites” section; I am almost positive that you will find something educational among Ninja Fighters, The mind of Carlos Mencia, and The Simpsons Season 2.
Anyway, please be sure to compliment the chola behind the counter on her lovely attitude (not), her happy looking eye brows and her crunchy, hair spray coated, semi curly hair.
Now don’t say we didn’t let you in on the secret…the SA is the place to be!
a) I’ve actually eaten at a place called El Cholo before. (http://www.elcholo.com/) Their hard chips cost me a tooth. True story!
b) This is a family friendly blog, please keep your Mexican … nay, Hispanic porn movies off of it.
c)Carlos Mencia is a no talent hack that is plaguing our society
d) What a coincidence! SA…Ese? It’s frickin’ loco, eh!
Comment by hankthebank — July 1, 2008 @ 1:35 pm