After a long hard deliberation, Tinmaker has chosen BIG BERTHA as the number one draft pick!!
Says Big Bertha: Oh thank you so much!! Now when do I eat??
Don’t you see how happy she looks?
This little lady lives in Las Vegas, NV right on the Midway in the Excalibur. The purpose of the game? To support her eating habit! Her food of choice? Ball pit balls. Mmm… plastic and socks, the ultimate taste bud experience. That’s something only a midway game could truly love! Bertha’s a fickle little lady when it comes to people- you kind of have to push her buttons at first for her to get your attention, and then after all that, you have to give her 50 cents to get her going! What else do you expect though? Bertha’s malnourished, she only gets to eat 30 seconds at a time! With 200 rounds, Bertha is guaranteed a good, healthy meal and a nice, rich-looking, bloated stomach to show off later.
If you and Bertha have really hit it off and you want to take Big Bertha home, you’re going to have to shell out more 200 tacos worth of money to haul this little one away. For now, dinner it is!!
Hm…so you’re saying she likes balls put in her mouth? … Family friendly blog here people. Let’s keep it clean, OK?
Comment by hankthebank — July 14, 2008 @ 5:50 pm
The Hurt85! You are now on the clock! You have 24 hours as of 10:45 a.m. PT!
Comment by hankthebank — July 14, 2008 @ 5:52 pm
bertha just got word of what you said and she is insulted! she said she will never take 50 cents from you, ever! and then she said something about you not having ballpit balls to begin with… whats that supposed to mean?
Comment by tinmaker — July 14, 2008 @ 5:59 pm
burrrrrnnnnn! go Bertha!
Comment by thehurt85 — July 14, 2008 @ 8:43 pm
Well, look who’s Internet decided to work… You have about two hours to post Hurt. I won’t warn you again.
Comment by hankthebank — July 15, 2008 @ 3:12 pm
Nobody pays me 50 cents when I put their balls in my mouth.
Comment by kelkelfromhellhell — July 16, 2008 @ 5:12 am
bwahaa haa ha aa kelkelfromhellhell…..whoa, no need to disclose details. u heard the hank! Family blog! ring a bell????
Comment by thehurt85 — July 16, 2008 @ 5:40 am
haha omg! kelkelfromhellhell went there!!
Comment by tinmaker — July 16, 2008 @ 6:05 am
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