Draft Pick: $88 million

Well since we’re taking risks here, I figured I’d go with the sure bet. If one measly dollar gets you one chance at the Mega Millions jackpot — currently resting comfortably at $88 million — then $100 ups your odds of winning by like 9,900 percent! Right? Right?!

So, while you suckahs stay satisfied with your $100 purchases, I’m going to live the good life with my jackpot cash option of $56.3 million.

Also, after the jump … Best. Video. Ever.

Draft Pick: 30 Friends

With $100.00 at the Claw Machine at Norms, you can make off with 30 little furry friends. With $10.00  my compadre and I were able to get 3 stuffed animals.  Its not easy!  Each try was $0.50, meaning the 10 bucks bought us 20 tries.  3/20…you do the math.  Please know that my compadre is pretty awesome at this… so 30 friends is not a guarantee.