Well since we’re taking risks here, I figured I’d go with the sure bet. If one measly dollar gets you one chance at the Mega Millions jackpot — currently resting comfortably at $88 million — then $100 ups your odds of winning by like 9,900 percent! Right? Right?!
So, while you suckahs stay satisfied with your $100 purchases, I’m going to live the good life with my jackpot cash option of $56.3 million.
Also, after the jump … Best. Video. Ever.
Truck Without The Key, you are now on the clock. You have approximately 24 hours from 10:45 a.m., July 15.
Also, I’d like to note that I think your pants are a little too tight and you really have a wedgie.
Comment by hankthebank — July 15, 2008 @ 5:46 pm
best video ever!
Comment by Mase — July 15, 2008 @ 6:43 pm
Hey if you win you should buy us all jump suits like in this music video! 1997 WHERE YOU ATTTTT!!
Comment by tinmaker — July 15, 2008 @ 7:07 pm
Ladies and gentlemen! Mase!
What an honor! I swear we didn’t register a fake email! We can’t, however, confirm if that is in fact Mase either, but man, what a rush!
Comment by hankthebank — July 15, 2008 @ 7:13 pm
great idea tinmaker! I want a neon yellow one.
Comment by thehurt85 — July 15, 2008 @ 7:48 pm
I appreciate you letting me in on this. so what’s the purpose of the blog? i have to give you guys props. yall have funny stuff.
Comment by Mase — July 15, 2008 @ 11:38 pm
G-G-G-G-G-G-Unit!!!
Comment by jaxxamillion — July 16, 2008 @ 12:17 am
Hey Mase! Thanks for stopping by. It’s just a silly blog on the random stuff you can get for $100 or so.
Hm… I guess I messed up. Obviously, the video should’ve been this instead:
Comment by hankthebank — July 16, 2008 @ 12:24 am
Mase got all his hoes from me.
Comment by Fuzzy Badfeet — July 16, 2008 @ 4:57 am
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