AND WE’RE OFF!

 

Take it easy, folks! It’s been real. We’re heading out on our little excursion very shortly. TheHurt85 is on the clock with his/her pick, but don’t expect it any time soon because we were told it won’t be up until late tonight at the earliest.

As for us, we won’t have much of any Internet connection while we’re away, so we’ll be quiet for a few days. We will however, check in with the occasional comment or so to tell you guys how much you suck, and how much we (just me) are better than you guys! LOL! JK! 

Anyway, we look forward to bringing you a slice of our trip, all we ask of you is to not leave forever while TheHurt85 runs the show for a bit. Scary thought, huh?

Draft Pick: Power!

 

Now that we have the money covered, it’s time for phase 2 of the master plan. As you can see in the video, a wise person once said:

First you the money
Then you get the motherf–kin’ power
And after you get the f–kin’ power…

Well, after the power will have to wait til round three. Now, you’re probably asking, “Hank the Bank, you’re already one of the most powerful people in the world. What can you possibly do to get more power?” 

The answer, of course, is after the jump.

DRAFT ANNOUNCEMENT: Draft Pick Swap!

We’re getting breaking news that TheHurt85, whom had held the second pick in the second round, has traded the selection spot to Hank the Bank for this year’s second round pick and a conditional late-round pick for the next draft.

Sources close to the deal confirm that TheHurt85 had panicked and was “delirious” as the pressure of the draft seemed to have finally caught up with the one known in some circles as “The Lunch Meat Luchador”

In laymen’s terms, Hank the Bank will go second in this round because TheHurt85 requested an extension for draft-related purposes. Hank the Bank is now on the clock.