Draft Pick: Power!

 

Now that we have the money covered, it’s time for phase 2 of the master plan. As you can see in the video, a wise person once said:

First you the money
Then you get the motherf–kin’ power
And after you get the f–kin’ power…

Well, after the power will have to wait til round three. Now, you’re probably asking, “Hank the Bank, you’re already one of the most powerful people in the world. What can you possibly do to get more power?” 

The answer, of course, is after the jump.

 

A gang of four Energizer Bunnies, each coming in at a steal of $18.95. Like to do things yourself? Get some badass bunny kicks for $15.95! You are foot-sized large right? Like something concealed? How about two bean bag bunnies to attack your enemies in public?

Nothing symbolizes power more than the Energizer Bunny, and now you’ll have four at your disposal, and two secret ninja bunnies, not to mention slippers that say you’re not one to be messed with.

Money, Power, …