DRAFT SUMMARY: Round Two Recap and Reactions

Hi folks It’s been awhile, but here it is draft summary, round two! Last time we had fake Suze Orman and Fake Matthew Lesko bring you the recap. We couldn’t get a hold of them because they had other fake business to attend to so instead we had to get our next best contact:

Yes, that’s right- Fake Barenaked Ladies!!!

Fake Lead Singer:
It’s been… 6 days since the last draft pick
Who knew Jide Drexler’s napkins with ties could be so sick
7 days since Truckwithoutthekey’s book of lights
And the one from the Hurt about dolls that can get into fights
8 days since the… wait nothings there
Nobody posted so there’s nothing to share
9 days, since the Hankthebank’s Energizer Bunny Gear
and of course the Tinmakers’s tapes that turn into dinosaurs!

(Insert record stopping sound here)

Ok guys, that was kind of lame.

Fake Barenaked Ladies Lead Singer:
What? But you wrote it Tinmaker! We just sang it.

I… uh, okay… I hate you fake Barenaked Ladies! I hate you. I wish you no more hits! Oh, wait…

With that, here are the picks for both round 1 and 2. We also have an 200 Tacos Draft of Everything $100 Or Less page which is fully dedicated to the draft, complete with picks AND draft rules.  There’s a link on the right hand column under “Pages”. Or, if you’re too lazy, click here!

With that, here are the picks. Happy reading

Round 2:

1. Tinmaker: 144 Blank Cassette Tapes

2. TheHurt85 HanktheBank: Power!

3. HanktheBank: TheHurt85: ONE- Antique Honey Dimples Baby Doll

4. TruckWithouttheKey: Book of Lights!!

5. JideDrexler: Dress for Dinner Napkins.

6. Kel Kel From Hell Hell: (Forfeited until further notice. **Looks down, Shakes head**)

Round 1:

1. Tinmaker: 200 Rounds with Big Bertha!

2. TheHurt85: 30 Friends!

3. HanktheBank: $88 million!

4. TruckWithouttheKey: Muggin’!

5. JideDrexler: 2 (yes two) Tacos.. and a Roasted Garlic Soup (late post)

6. Kel Kel From Hell Hell: 80 little scaly slimy bastards! (late post)

Ed. Note from Hankthebank: It is with a heavy heart that we must push on with the inaugural 200 Tacos Draft of Everything $100 or Less in the Universe. In the interest of proceeding with the draft with the ultimate goal of actual completion, we feel that six days is sufficient enough. Tinmaker, you are up.