Things you can get with $100

July 30, 2008

Draft: Cop a Feel 100 Times!

Filed under: 200 Tacos Draft of Everything $100 or Less in the Unive — Tags: — thehurt85 @ 5:15 am

NOt much to say here people. At the Orange County fair in Costa Mesa for $100.00 you can feel on this huemojungous horse 100 times! Well, you shouldnt really feel on it…actually you arent allowed to touch it, backtrack!

For $100.00 you can see a horse!  A big one!  Hmm, well, just took the fun outta this post.   OK well, take a look at the pick.  My face was right around the rectal area…so I would say its over 5 feet tall for sure!

Anyways, each time you come in to see it they charge you $1.00 or 50 cents for kids.  Its def. worth the money! s

12 Comments »

  1. There are so many things wrong with this post, I don’t know where to begin.

    Comment by hankthebank — July 30, 2008 @ 7:03 am

  2. I’m confused =(

    I think the Hurt forgot to pay the internet bill again and got disconnected mid-post

    Comment by kelkelfromhellhell — July 30, 2008 @ 4:14 pm

  3. S what? S what? I saw the oversized steer!!!! so sad :(

    Comment by tinmaker — July 30, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

  4. I think the Hurt is a little TOO excited to be touching that horse. I mean look how he/she is screaming about it in the top paragraph

    Comment by hankthebank — July 30, 2008 @ 8:34 pm

  5. hey u know what…..just let me be! :( the hurt is sad.

    Comment by thehurt85 — July 30, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

  6. on a happy note…have u seen the ass on that thing??? it’s B-I-G!

    Comment by thehurt85 — July 30, 2008 @ 8:49 pm

  7. HAHAHAHAHAHA! TheHurt is hurting! TheHurt is hurting! How … ironic? No … the opposite of ironic?

    Comment by hankthebank — July 30, 2008 @ 8:54 pm

  8. hey who added beastiality as one of the tags??? wrong! It’s called being an animal lover ok!

    Comment by thehurt85 — July 30, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

  9. I’m so picking this post for the draft just for the sentence “my face was right near it’s rectal area”

    C’mon, how often can you say THAT in conversation?!

    Comment by kelkelfromhellhell — July 30, 2008 @ 9:57 pm

  10. hahah… true, so true

    Comment by tinmaker — July 30, 2008 @ 10:16 pm

  11. in my defense….my internet did go out. I copied and pasted this. also, i am not so sure i knew what i was typing :)

    Comment by thehurt85 — July 31, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

  12. oh my gosh! i went to the fair at night and saw a huge crowd lining up to go in this little barn thing! i tried to peek in and saw just a sheet and the silhouette of a horse. so disturbing….

    Comment by truckwithoutthekey — July 31, 2008 @ 11:06 pm


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