Things you can get with $100

July 30, 2008

Draft pick: The Coolest Thing in the World

Tom Selleck. Chuck Norris. Ron Burgundy. Mischa Barton. What do all these people have in common?

Mustaches!!!

Oh yeah, the ultimate fashion accessory! Not only are they stylish and burly looking but if you wiggle your nose, you can make your mustache dance. Plus, anyone from any walk of like can rock them! From heroes to villains, this stylish ’stache can be worn by all.

Now, we understand that not all people are born blessed with the mustache gene. But dont you worry! We bring you this:

Self-adhesive mustaches!! For just $9, you can have seven mustaches, thats one for every day of the week! Thats 11 weeks of mustaches people. Or, eleven weeks of living out your lifes dreams. There’s a reason why they call it must-aches. They’re must-haves!

2 Comments »

  1. hmmmm, this would come in handy.

    Comment by thehurt85 — July 30, 2008 @ 4:43 am

  2. I COULD BE A SUPER STAR EVERY DAY

    Comment by kelkelfromhellhell — July 30, 2008 @ 5:15 am


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