Yo, mang! Chuwanna see somethin funny? Wha tell ya? In thris country, chu gotta make the munny first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the BOWER, then you get the woomen.
You know what’s next, don’t lie.
We know what you’re thinking, but the guy pulls chicks. Taste, integrity, shame, your last ounce of dignity, your soul — none of that matters. You want girls? He’ll get you girls.
Our one regret is that we don’t have the $3,000 to shell out to attend just one of their “comprehensive bootcamps.”
On the brightside, for only $41.01, you can get the book from the master himself, and the book by his fellow potential date raper brethren. We won’t dignify that trash share the sacred text here by providing the titles to you. Though you can find it through the link.
What can you do with the rest of the $58.99? We’d suggest you arm yourself with at least three furry hats for the appropriate chick bait. In addition, how about a deck of Magic: The Gathering cards so that you may have some visual guides to help you captivate the attention and melt the hearts of unsuspecting mini-skirted prey as you explain the strategic importance of building out one’s “mana pool.”
Ladies beware. You don’t stand a chance.
again, sad or ashamed? i’m going to go with ashamed. not even worried. just ashamed.
Comment by tinmaker — July 31, 2008 @ 5:14 am
….Where did you get a picture of my ex-boyfriend?
Comment by kelkelfromhellhell — July 31, 2008 @ 5:41 am
Oh yeah, TruckwithoutheKey you are now on the clock.
Comment by hankthebank — July 31, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
haahaa i know a guy who read this book. didn’t sound that bad.
Comment by thehurt85 — July 31, 2008 @ 3:29 pm
Don’t lie Hurt. You know you have the collection. Are you still saving up to attend the bootcamp next month?
Comment by hankthebank — July 31, 2008 @ 3:36 pm
on a serious note…did you guys ever actually watch the show? I watched the first season, well parts of it, and man i was really rooting for the guy with curly hair. I forgot what his name is. I have to say, if anything at least these guys came out of it with 10 points added to their self esteem. Props to Mystery. Also, i am a fan of the whole johnny depp look…..black eye liner (chills).
Comment by thehurt85 — July 31, 2008 @ 4:20 pm
You know Hurt, if you were a girl, something tells me you’d be a big bulls eye for these men of Mystery.
Comment by hankthebank — July 31, 2008 @ 4:44 pm
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