It’s been a wonderful ride everyone, but sadly, all good things must come to an end. IT’S VOTING TIME!!! If you don’t remember what happened, you can catch up on Round 1, Round 2, and Round 3.
The voting process is very simple. There will be two categories of voting: best overall performance and best individual post. The rules are as follows:
Best Overall Performance: Select three different participants who you thought had the strongest draft picks. Rank your three selections from first to third place. First place votes get 5 points, second place votes get 3 points, and third place votes get 1 point. The player with the best accumulated score wins this category. You are allowed to vote for yourself in this category … though that’s kind of tacky if you ask us (me).
Best Individual Selection: In this category, just select an individual post that you felt was the best among the entire draft. Simple enough. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SELECT YOUR OWN POSTS HERE.
Voting will be open until 11:59 p.m. this Sunday, and voting is open to everyone. Participants of the draft are required to vote or they will be disqualified. Casual readers and fans/friends/relatives of participants are encouraged to vote. Just submit your vote in the comments section and we’ll tally them up.
Without further ado, here are the participants and their draft picks according to the original order.
Tinmaker:
Theme: Unknown
Round 1: 200 Rounds with Big Bertha!
Round 2: 144 Blank Cassette Tapes
Round 3: The Coolest Thing in the World!
TheHurt85
Theme: Things that creep you out.
R1: 30 Friends!
R2: Antique Honey Dimples Baby Doll
R3: Cop a Feel 100 Times!
Hank the Bank
Theme: Bear necessities
R1: $88 million!
R2: Power!
R3: You Saw This One Coming!
TruckWithouttheKey
Theme: Unknown
R1: Muggin’!
R2: Book of Lights!!
R3: Pedi-Fish!!!
Jide Drexler
Theme: Unknown
R1: 2 (yes two) Tacos.. and a Roasted Garlic Soup
R2: Dress for Dinner Napkins.
R3: 4 Packs of Well Designed Doggie Bags!
Kel Kel from Hell Hell
Theme: Mmm flesh!
R1: 80 little scaly slimy bastards!
R2: When zombies attack!
R3: KKOOBBEEEEE!!!
Test you might…Test your might…
Test your might…
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN! FIGHT! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!
Excellent!
Kano!
Liu Kang!
Raiden!
Johnny Cage!
Scorpion!
Sub Zero!
Flawless victory.
Editor’s note: For those of you who don’t understand the rules (probably The Hurt, I bet) you know how to reach me. Just ask me and I’ll explain, but it’s pretty damn easy. Happy voting!
so I guess I won’t be tacky and vote for myself. my what good sportsmanship I possess… that sounds like it should earn me some votes!
best overall: 1) tin 2) the hurt 3) jide
individual selection: jide drexler’s 2 tacos + 1 bowl of soup! =)
Comment by kelkelfromhellhell — August 6, 2008 @ 11:44 pm
best overall: 1) tinmaker 2) thehurt85 3)hankthetank
individual selection: kellkellfromhellhell’s kkoobbeeeeeeee
Comment by truckwithoutthekey — August 6, 2008 @ 11:51 pm
best overall: 1)hankzebank 2) zehurt 3) truckwithoutzeekey
individual: kelkel’s kkoobbbeeeeeeee… mmmm!!!
Comment by tinmaker — August 7, 2008 @ 12:53 am
Best over all: 1) tinmaker 2)truckwithoutthekey 3) Kelkelfromhelhel
Individual selection: hmmm….kelkels slimy little bastards
Comment by thehurt85 — August 7, 2008 @ 8:25 am
How the hell did tinmaker have the best draft?! How much did you pay for these votes, TM?! Whatever she’s paying you, I’ll double it! All of you! …
Disclaimer: Hank the Bank reserves the right to deny and decline any illegal endorsement promises made while indignant.
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 9:15 am
Tally so far:
Tinmaker: 15?!?!
TheHurt: 9?!
Hank the Bank: 6
TruckwithouttheKey: 4
Kell Kell from Hell Hell: 1
Jide Drexler: 1
Yet to vote: Hank the Bank, Jide Drexler
Best individual post leader: Kell Kell’s Kobe Cow.
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 9:21 am
That’s ridiculous, you guys are just voting by the order of the draft! WTF?!
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 9:21 am
I also find it funny that the two lowest scores are the ones with the best individual posts so far, at least in terms of how the voting is going.
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 9:22 am
i think there should be a limit to comments/personal opinions in one day.
Comment by truckwithoutthekey — August 7, 2008 @ 11:02 am
Well, I guess now we know TruckWithouttheKey hails from Communist China, where censorship and a fourth place ranking is acceptable… but not here!
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 11:14 am
HAHAHAHA! You all fell for my ploy! I don’t care if it’s tacky, there’s no way I’m losing to TheHurt!
Best overall: 1) HANK THE MUTHAFRIGGIN BANK 2) Truckwithoutthekey (unholy alliance) 3)Kell Kell from Hell Hell (best writing)
Individual selection : Jide Drexler’s Dress for Dinner Napkins (puts the “ass” in “class” )
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 11:23 am
wait, hold on. you (hankthetank) kept talking me out of voting for myself knowing how badly i wanted to win!! effff the alliance!! no i take that back….but really?!?!?!?! Best individual selection: Jide Drexler?!?!?! ughkkkk fyi all his draft picks were run through me before posting so i think i should get some points for that. yeah im hating i dont care anymore!!
Comment by truckwithoutthekey — August 7, 2008 @ 12:39 pm
Hmmm…. I smell unholy alliance
Comment by Jide Drexler — August 7, 2008 @ 12:43 pm
…hehehehehehahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahehehehe….
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 1:02 pm
Hank is a Hater!
Comment by thehurt85 — August 7, 2008 @ 1:04 pm
ATTENTION!!!!
TheHurt has just informed me that he/she intends to influence outside voters through the use of tactics deemed inappropriate and against the spirit of competition. Such tactics are frowned upon and result in the immediate disqualification of the candidates. Translation, if TheHurt finishes anywhere above third place, he/she will be disqualified.
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 1:07 pm
Evidence:
Exhibit A: Conversation between us (me) and the Hurt
TheHurt: i almost beat u
TheHurt: just for that ima have my boy vote
TheHurt: and make me first
TheHurt: and not vote for u
HanktheBank: …
HanktheBank: you can’t force voters to choose
TheHurt: i can force him!!!!!!!!!!!
TheHurt: he belongs to me……..uh, i mean takes my advice a lot
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
deemed… inappropriate!? but you… i’m so confused!! whats appropriate!?
Comment by tinmaker — August 7, 2008 @ 1:10 pm
i never said that…….i think hank just made it all up! I dont see a timestamp, does anyone else???
Comment by thehurt85 — August 7, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
plus, has jide dexler voted??? there may still be a chance!
Comment by thehurt85 — August 7, 2008 @ 1:17 pm
in response to the false accusation accusation:
[13:18] TheHurt: i responded
[13:18] HanktheBank: really?
[13:18] HanktheBank: do you really want me to post the real convo?
[13:18] HanktheBank: really?!
[13:19] HanktheBank: seriously
[13:19] TheHurt: haa haa haa no
[13:19] HanktheBank: then?
[13:19] HanktheBank: admit you said it
[13:19] TheHurt: mp
[13:19] TheHurt: no
[13:19] HanktheBank: its no fun when people lie
[13:19] TheHurt: neever
[13:20] TheHurt: ill just deny it
[13:21] TheHurt: everyone will believe me
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
wow hank….you wasted all that time creating a time stamp….ughs. its so sad to see people who can’t lose…eh.
Comment by thehurt85 — August 7, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
Ahem, comment #8 on this post:
http://200tacos.wordpress.com/2008/07/24/vegas-08-recreational-food-and-fun/#comment-244
I rest my case. Lawyered.
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 1:32 pm
end of convo.
Comment by thehurt85 — August 7, 2008 @ 1:37 pm
BUT NOT THE END OF VOTING!!!! REMEMBER KIDS, TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!!!
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 1:46 pm
r-e-s-p-e-c-t
find out what it means to me
stop fighting you petty bitches
take out the t-c-p
are those the lyrics?
Comment by kelkelfromhellhell — August 7, 2008 @ 2:02 pm
Um…Kel? I don’t know if you saw it up there but I thi…MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN FINISH HIM!!! DUN DUN DUN KANO! LIU KANG! etc etc
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 2:33 pm
Tally so far:
Tinmaker: 15?!?!
Hank the Bank: 11
TheHurt: 9?!
TruckwithouttheKey: 7
Kell Kell from Hell Hell: 2
Jide Drexler: 1
Yet to vote: Jide Drexler
Best individual post leader: Kell Kell’s Kobe Cow (2 votes)
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 2:35 pm
I vote for all of us to not allow hank to vote…being that he seems to be the one adding up all of the votes. it seems a bit risky to me. all those in favor say “I”. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by thehurt85 — August 7, 2008 @ 3:48 pm
also, kelkel…i said only one pill per day. see how it makes you all edgy? and please, no more of the b-word!
Comment by thehurt85 — August 7, 2008 @ 3:56 pm
Regarding the math comment… Me adding up the votes is indeed risky! … You know, if simple mathematics wasn’t your achille’s hill.
It’s the dreaded finishing move “ADDITION!”
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 4:22 pm
woohoo I’m in the individual lead! tin, the hurt, and truck – cash or check??
Master, I believe the addition move is a “MATHAMALITY” combo. MORTAL KOMBAT!!! SUB ZERO.. SONYA… SHANG TSUNG
Comment by kelkelfromhellhell — August 7, 2008 @ 7:08 pm
kelkel- do you do direct deposit? my bank is OCTFCU! OC in da house whawhaaat!!
Comment by tinmaker — August 7, 2008 @ 7:23 pm
Ah so…. I’ve taught you well, my young apprentice.
Comment by hankthebank — August 7, 2008 @ 7:31 pm
I’m throwing up all over myself right now
Comment by kelkelfromhellhell — August 7, 2008 @ 8:32 pm
so I guess I won’t be tacky and vote for myself. my what good sportsmanship I possess… that sounds like it should earn me some votes!
best overall: 1) tin 2) hank el bank 3) kel
individual selection: hank the bank’s “you saw this coming”
TruckwithouttheKey, your anger will consume you.
Thanks everyone!
Comment by Jide Drexler — August 8, 2008 @ 1:49 am
hey!! jide voting for tin and hankthetank (twice!!!) is purely just for sucking up! this is so unfair…..
Comment by truckwithoutthekey — August 8, 2008 @ 1:51 am
Most misguided anger: truckwithoutthekey
Comment by Jide Drexler — August 8, 2008 @ 1:54 am
Truckwithoutthekey … two words.
FINISH HIM!
Tacality…
Comment by hankthebank — August 8, 2008 @ 9:33 am
Tally so far:
Tinmaker: 20?!?!?!
Hank the Bank: 14
TheHurt: 9?!
TruckwithouttheKey: 7
Kell Kell from Hell Hell: 3
Jide Drexler: 1
Yet to vote: The People
Best individual post leader: Kell Kell’s Kobe Cow (2 votes)
Comment by hankthebank — August 8, 2008 @ 9:35 am
u have no idea how much i hate u hank! i wanted to be 2nd
Comment by thehurt85 — August 8, 2008 @ 11:10 am
And I wanted to be first. Be happy you’re not with the rest of the losers at 4th and below. Just playing folks!
Comment by hankthebank — August 8, 2008 @ 11:17 am
again people, lets vote him off! cmon, you know u guys want it as bad as i do!
Comment by thehurt85 — August 8, 2008 @ 11:43 am
mutiny!!!!
Comment by kelkelfromhellhell — August 9, 2008 @ 12:40 am
just wanted to say congrats tinmaker….not sure if it’s official, but you deserve it.
Comment by thehurt85 — August 11, 2008 @ 4:53 pm
oh i also wanted to say that everyone else did really well too. this was much fun….glad to be a part of it.
Comment by thehurt85 — August 11, 2008 @ 4:54 pm