Quick Update: 10/10/08

Well, after enduring the worst week in the stock market’s history, it’s safe to say everyone’s portfolio in the 200 Tacos Stock Challenge has been ravaged. With that said, there’s been an awful shake up in our rankings. No one has made any changes to their portfolios since the start of the contest, but we’ll see what next week brings. Without further ado…

1. Kel Kel from Hell Hell
Profit: $0.00 ($100.00)
Notes: Has yet to make her picks. Thanks Hurt. (Also, just goes to show, cash under your mattress is the safest investment right now. That and gold teeth.)

2. The Hurt
Profit: -$13.46 ($86.54)
Notes: GXDX did OK this week, but CBAK got clobbered. The Hurt still has no idea what either of these two companies are, what they do, or what their names are. Life’s fair.

3. TruckwithouttheKey:
Profit: $-14.41 ($85.59 overall)
Notes: Eh…Stocks took a slight dive like everyone else this week.

4. Tinmaker
Profit: -$19.80 ($80.20)
Notes: Could’ve been a lot worse…but for some reason TIF jumped up $4 (16.58%!!!) on Friday. Don’t know why. In fact, it should’ve went down because an analyst trimmed their estimates on the stock. Weird.

5. Hank the Bank:
Profit: -$19.99 ($80.01)
Notes: F you guys. All of you. A-holes. This is F-in BullS–t.