Things you can get with $100

July 31, 2008

Draft Pick: Fish Pedi!!!

This is supposed to be the new craze in the mani/pedi world.  A northern Virginia spa has been offering these fish pedicures for the past couple months.  Apparently there are 1,000 flesh eating fish (garra rufa) in a tank that eat away your nasty corns.  $35 will get you 15 minutes and $50 for 30 minutes.  After your 15 or 30 minutes you’ll also get the standard (snoooze!) pedicure.  The only downside is if you’re sharing a tank with someone who has a “surplus” of dead skin, the fish would flock to that individual’s feet (gross!!!!).  This service is available at Yvonne Hair and Nail Salon in Virginia (no joke…I also have an aunt by the name of Yvonne who also owns a hair and nail salon that I’m pretty sure is also called Yvonne Hair and Nail Salon…not to mention that she is from Virginia…no really I’m not joking.)

 

..uhh I think this person needs hankthebanks recommendation of the Ped Egg for that “surplus”.

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Draft: You saw this one coming!

Filed under: 200 Tacos Draft of Everything $100 or Less in the Unive — Tags: , , — hankthebank @ 5:08 am

Yo, mang! Chuwanna see somethin funny? Wha tell ya? In thris country, chu gotta make the munny first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the BOWER, then you get the woomen.

You know what’s next, don’t lie. (more…)

July 30, 2008

Draft: Cop a Feel 100 Times!

Filed under: 200 Tacos Draft of Everything $100 or Less in the Unive — Tags: — thehurt85 @ 5:15 am

NOt much to say here people. At the Orange County fair in Costa Mesa for $100.00 you can feel on this huemojungous horse 100 times! Well, you shouldnt really feel on it…actually you arent allowed to touch it, backtrack!

For $100.00 you can see a horse!  A big one!  Hmm, well, just took the fun outta this post.   OK well, take a look at the pick.  My face was right around the rectal area…so I would say its over 5 feet tall for sure!

Anyways, each time you come in to see it they charge you $1.00 or 50 cents for kids.  Its def. worth the money! s

Draft pick: The Coolest Thing in the World

Tom Selleck. Chuck Norris. Ron Burgundy. Mischa Barton. What do all these people have in common?

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July 29, 2008

Draft Pick: When Zombies Attack!

My recent (and first ever) expedition to Comic-Con ’08 prompted me to realize several things. First, never underestimate the banshee-like power of a 16-year-old’s shrill screams, especially when they are echoing off the high walls of Hall H in the San Diego Convention Center. B, you may look odd in a costume, but you might as well be Orlando Bloom by the number of people who point and squeal and ask to take your picture. Lastly, although these mythological “free bags” are given out periodically at some point during every day, one can never seem to get their hands on one unless they camp out near the Warner Bros. booth and make googly-eyes at assistants (read: “interns” and/or “temps”) working the desk.

But one thing is certain – and I’m not talking about the inevitable failure of Spider-Man 4 – I’m talking about zombies. They’re alive (?) and well and took over San Diego during Comic-Con.

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DRAFT SUMMARY: Round Two Recap and Reactions

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tin @ 4:56 am

Hi folks 🙂 It’s been awhile, but here it is draft summary, round two! Last time we had fake Suze Orman and Fake Matthew Lesko bring you the recap. We couldn’t get a hold of them because they had other fake business to attend to so instead we had to get our next best contact:

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Brothers in arms!

Filed under: Food — Tags: , — hankthebank @ 2:08 am

For you faithful members of this little community we have here, look what we’ve uncovered! We have no association with these great contributors of society, but for obvious reasons, we’ve developed a high level of appreciation for their work.

Behold:

Wow, gourmet aficionados and pimps. Great men in history indeed.

For you republicans, here is the CW version. Complete with Bama Bangs!

July 28, 2008

Semi-related: The best financial advice ever!

Filed under: Money, Not worth it — Tags: , — hankthebank @ 6:00 am

Don’t buy stuff you cannot afford. No seriously, don’t!

July 26, 2008

Comic-Con ’08 Day 1: Hindsight for my Hindquarters

Filed under: Fun Stuff, Travel — Tags: , , , , , , , — kelkelfromhellhell @ 4:05 pm

Nihao 200T! Though not technically “live” from Comic-Con (since I am cozy at home watching Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives), welcome to my day 1 wrap-up!

So it was an exciting day on Thursday. I spent it all in Hall H (the biggest meeting room in the convention, where most of the large panels are held) watching previews and guest speakers for The Day The Earth Stood Still, Max Payne, Twilight, and Push to name a few. Even with a VERY special guest who had a VERY special piece of footage to show, this day seemed so long! But not as long as someone else’s day.

Let me backtrack…

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July 24, 2008

Vegas 08: Recreational food and fun!

Filed under: Food, Fun Stuff, Lodging, Travel — Tags: , , , , , , — hankthebank @ 6:27 am

The image you see above is of me (Hank the Bank) and Tinmaker doing it big in the desert. You wanna roll hard like us? Want to party at the hottest places in town like us? Eat at the swankiest places in town like us? Well, you’re in luck. We’ll tell you how it’s done here in a basic cost by cost rundown of our trip. Buckle up your seatbelts folks, because we’re heading into bat country! (more…)

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