Things you can get with $100

August 19, 2008

Bling Bling Biatches! … A financial recap.

Filed under: Bad Advice, Investments, Money — Tags: , , , , , , , , — hankthebank @ 10:15 pm

Don’t say we’ve never done anything for you. All of you probably remember this little gem we did back in early July. Well, if you listened to your ol’ pal Hank the Bank and invested $100 in each stock, you’d have a nice little profit of about $2.27 right now. That’s right. Two Dollars and Twenty Seven Cents. (more…)


August 17, 2008

VICTORY POST!!: Hug it out, emo kids!

Things that make people sad:

1) Dumbo

2) Bambi

3) Old yeller

4) Lion King


L’Sigh. Don’t worry, theres a bright side to this post, I promise… after the jump, of course!!


August 11, 2008

We Have a Winnah!

Well, the inaugural 200 Tacos Draft of Everything $100 or Less in the Universe has come and gone. Fortunately, everything turned out OK. We (me) actually had a little fun doing this, and we even managed to complete it, crowning to winners. Unfortunately, we (me) are not among said winners. Your winners are:

Tinmaker for best overall performance.

Kell Kell from Hell Hell for best individual post.

Each winner will get, a firm handshake and a hug from us (Tinmaker), as well as their own personal post about any topic (related or unrelated to this blog’s theme) they want. So, without further ado, the TM and Kell Kell, you’re both up in no particular order. Make us laugh.

And with that, we shall now conclude our first ever draft! Come back next time (as yet to be determined!) to play again. We thank you and truly appreciated your participation. We hope you had a hell of a time, we (me) know we did!

Payce y’all.

Hank the Bank

P.S. – This is for you Kell. (After the jump!) (more…)

August 6, 2008

200 Tacos Draft Voting!!!!!!!!!

It’s been a wonderful ride everyone, but sadly, all good things must come to an end. IT’S VOTING TIME!!! If you don’t remember what happened, you can catch up on Round 1, Round 2, and Round 3.

The voting process is very simple. There will be two categories of voting: best overall performance and best individual post. The rules are as follows:

Best Overall Performance: Select three different participants who you thought had the strongest draft picks. Rank your three selections from first to third place. First place votes get 5 points, second place votes get 3 points, and third place votes get 1 point. The player with the best accumulated score wins this category. You are allowed to vote for yourself in this category … though that’s kind of tacky if you ask us (me).

Best Individual Selection: In this category, just select an individual post that you felt was the best among the entire draft. Simple enough. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SELECT YOUR OWN POSTS HERE.

Voting will be open until 11:59 p.m. this Sunday, and voting is open to everyone. Participants of the draft are required to vote or they will be disqualified. Casual readers and fans/friends/relatives of participants are encouraged to vote. Just submit your vote in the comments section and we’ll tally them up.

Without further ado, here are the participants and their draft picks according to the original order.

Theme: Unknown 
Round 1: 200 Rounds with Big Bertha!
Round 2: 144 Blank Cassette Tapes
Round 3: The Coolest Thing in the World

Theme: Things that creep you out.
R1: 30 Friends!
R2: Antique Honey Dimples Baby Doll
R3: Cop a Feel 100 Times! 

Hank the Bank
Theme: Bear necessities
R1: $88 million!
R2: Power!
R3: You Saw This One Coming!

Theme: Unknown
R1: Muggin’!
R2: Book of Lights!!
R3: Pedi-Fish!!! 

Jide Drexler
Theme: Unknown
R1: 2 (yes two) Tacos.. and a Roasted Garlic Soup
R2: Dress for Dinner Napkins.
R3: 4 Packs of Well Designed Doggie Bags!

Kel Kel from Hell Hell
Theme: Mmm flesh!
R1: 80 little scaly slimy bastards!
R2: When zombies attack! 


Test you might…Test your might…

Test your might…






Liu Kang!


Johnny Cage!


Sub Zero!


Flawless victory.

Editor’s note: For those of you who don’t understand the rules (probably The Hurt, I bet) you know how to reach me. Just ask me and I’ll explain, but it’s pretty damn easy. Happy voting!

August 5, 2008

DRAFT SUMMARY: Round Three Recap

Hi everyone!! Round three of the draft has come to a close here at 200 Tacos. And as with every ending of a round, here is the draft recap! Instead of a song, this time we’re going to explore this round through a different artistic avenue (song writing aint easy, yo!). What avenue is that you asked? Poetry! The acrostic poem to be exact (real poem writing aint easy either!)

For those who need an example, we bring you this:

(our original video got deleted, so we had to settle for Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez.)


August 4, 2008

Draft Pick: KKOOBBEEEEE!!!


August 1, 2008

4 packs of well designed doggie bags.

Filed under: 200 Tacos Draft of Everything $100 or Less in the Unive — Tags: , , , — j.osifeso @ 11:30 pm

Nina Dautzenberg and Andrea Gadesmann of Berlin-based JungeSchactel took a mundane (and unpleasant) task and made it a little bit more attractive… or at least more so than the Albertson’s bag you’re currently using.  Aside from the appealing design, JungeSchactel didn’t ignore function.  With a built in “scoop” these are certain to make the task at hand (no pun intended) a bit more sanitary.  Each pack of doggie packs costs 12,90 Euro, which is about 20 dollars.  You can afford about 4 packs plus the cost of shipping from Berlin.  Each pack comes with 16 bags, so 100 dollars will get you through 64 bathroom breaks in style.  Plus it gets better!  The bags are 100% bio-degradable.  I now know what to get truckwithoutthekey for her birthday.  Lucky her!           via NOTCOT

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