Things you can get with $100

Writer Bios

Welcome to the writers bio page of 200 Tacos, e’erbady. Below you’ll get to know the poor fools who have decided to post the odd items purchasable through a fiduciary note of $100 in U.S. currency (or a combination equivalent to said amount). Writers who dedicate their time to this worthless blog (hopefully someday to be worth between the range of $99 to $101) are much appreciated.

In addition, new contributors are much, muchly encouraged. There are no expectations on the frequency and quantity of posts, and no minimum length requirements either. Come one, come all to the grand feast that is … 200 Tacos.

For questions or to tell us how you’d like to waste $100, contact us here


Hank the Bank

To quote: “Who is [Hank the Bank]? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for [HtB]. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And poof. Just like that, he’s gone.” Yes. I’m that kind of a dork.



The Hurt85

Well, what can I say about myself?  Um, I’m very new to this whole posting thing, but I guess I really like it.  Just incase you haven’t noticed, my name is THE HURT85.  What does that mean? Well, I’m a wrestler.  Yup!  Professional, too.  Look me up.




If you could describe me, one could easily say i’m a normal girl with normal tendencies. Normal as in eating five servings of food in one sitting, wearing sweatpants as uniform, obsessing over hello kitty and sorting her opaque fruit snacks from the transparent ones. One job I wish existed so that I could have it: Sandwich-Chip sommelier… sigh. One can only dream.



  1. […] questions from where this new contender hails from seems self explanatory. We’ll leave introductions to each individual participant. Kel Kel From Hell Hell will proceed after the current selector Jide […]

    Pingback by Breakin’ News: We’ve got another … One of us! One of us! « Things you can get with $100 — July 16, 2008 @ 4:34 am

  2. where the heck is my bio, hater?!

    Comment by kelkelfromhellhell — August 4, 2008 @ 10:44 pm

  3. Write a bio, select a pick, and email it to You can’t have a bio if you never submitted one. Pwned.

    Comment by hankthebank — August 4, 2008 @ 11:40 pm

  4. Hmmm once again, The Hurt has misinformed and led me to the land of awkwardness… thanks meathead!

    Comment by kelkelfromhellhell — August 6, 2008 @ 8:06 am

  5. OK, that’s it. The Hurt has been terminated as your liaison. Another agent will make direct contact with you when we deem it appropriate. In the mean time, e-mail all questions/writer bios/complaints of The Hurt to Trust no one.

    Comment by hankthebank — August 6, 2008 @ 8:18 am

  6. i told you kel kel….the first day we recruited you! remember??
    i swear kelkel, i wouldnt lie…today.

    Comment by thehurt85 — August 6, 2008 @ 9:36 am

  7. I love your site!

    Experiencing a slow PC recently? Fix it now!

    Comment by Michael Tim — February 28, 2009 @ 9:52 am

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